Requiem: a local crash reporter that writes an obituary for dead programs

Requiem is an open-source tool that wraps a command and records how it died, including the exit code, signal, and error output. A coroner step parses the traceback, reads the failing source line, and redacts secrets such as tokens, emails, and IP addresses. A small open-weight model, Gemma 3 1B, then writes a first-person eulogy and a short diagnosis, with a deterministic fallback when the model is unavailable. Everything runs on the user's machine so sensitive crash data never reaches a third-party service. The project is MIT licensed and published on GitHub.