I showed 30 AI models 336 monitoring dashboards. Most of them can't tell time.

This is a submission for the Kaggle Benchmarking Challenge Most incidents start with a graph. Not a log line, but a panel: a latency line that jumped, a CPU series pinned at the ceiling, a gap where a metric stopped. The first thirty seconds of on-call are spent reading a picture. AI copilots for on-call usually get the evidence as text. Real incidents hand you a screenshot.